Repetition

Dear Leo,

Today I made sure to close the door to my car, as I have been forgetting to in the past. I've been to that *half* close thing where its made contact with the frame but hasn't locked shut. So lately whenever I slouch into the door it flies open and hits the guy next to me in traffic. Man, is that embarrassing. Anyway, I was just wondering - Leo, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done? I bet it involves being in college. You must have been a cut up in college, Leo.

The real world is killing me slowly. I think I might get Popeye's for dinner.

Sincerely,
Matthew Kennedy